2 potty trips choc nuggets and loose

What we have here is two first of the day, early morning trips into the bathroom. First is an intense pee. Huge fart when I first sit but it's vibrating so much almost can't tell it's a toot! But it is!! Then there's some nuggets plopping out , wipe, dress and off to start my day. Second has me peeing, then my occasional lactose intolerance troubles kicks in from the milkshake I drank the night before!! There's cramping, soft stool in a long strip, and general discomfort. Clean up with a view of my tp, toilet bowl and a spritz - because anyone with lactose issues will tell you that stuff stinks! Pull my clothes up to start my day. On a side note my tummy was off for 3 days!! No more milkshakes for awhile No extreme close ups of butthole and anything coming out, but there's no doubt what's happening! Lots of boobs, chubby belly and fat pussy!