[closed captioned] You came to me for advice because you’ve never had a girlfriend before and are desperate to enter a relationship. You figured I’d give you tips in earnest. You thought I’d help you be successful in the dating scene. I do have some helpful words for you. I am as generous as I am hot, you know. I’m nice. I’ll tell you exactly how to get a girlfriend and have the best relationships you ever could… FUCKING SIKE! Are you kidding me? Did you really think you would ever stand a chance in the dating scene? You’re hilarious. You’ll never get a girlfriend, you absolute pathetic wimp. You were never fit to have a girlfriend and never will be. You need to accept that.