I cannot believe that my friend tricked me into posing in the stocks, in one of the buildings belonging to a public park! No one was around and I thought I'd be in and out in seconds. But she LOCKED ME IN, before stealing my shoes and socks, and running off for a prank! Now I'm stuck, in a public place, and anyone who comes in will be able to see my bare feet! This is UTTERLY INTOLERABLE!! What if one of the people who comes in has a FOOT FETISH? What if they TOUCH MY FEET?? Oh my GOD! What if someone comes and tickles my bare feet? I'm super-ticklish and I know my screams would attract other people. What has my friend let me in for, exactly. Oh goodness, is that a group of pensioners making their way over here? What are they going to think of me?