Come with me as I audition for an infomercial for a facial cleanser! I’m definitely nervous when I arrive on set to shoot this infomercial for a product that I’ve never used, but I’ve heard great reviews about. I dress the part, wearing a classy black skirt and a chic blue button-down blouse and a basic black bra and panties. I want to look professional and wholesome for this shoot! When I arrive, I’m surprised to find that I’ll be partially submerged in a bathtub full of water and expected to pour a full gallon of the product over my head, covering myself in the milky, white liquid. I’m a little put off at first, but I just smile and keep going since I’m being paid well to be here. After the first gallon of product, I’m overwhelmed by how much liquid this process requires and then I’m given the direction to fill the jug from the water in the bathtub and douse myself once again. I can’t help gasping and moaning as I drench myself with the mixture of product and water. I’m told to use all the gallons of product, so I comply, continuing to soak my hair, clothes, and body with this magical product. Then, I’m surprised with a pie tin full of the cleanser—a creamy, whipped mixture—and told to pie myself in the face. I do, then I rub the substance into my damp face and sodden clothing, luxuriating in the smooth and creamy sensation on my skin. I follow this up with another gallon of the product which rinses the cleanser off my face. Picking up speed, I continue to pie myself over and over with the cleanser and rinse with full gallons of the product. Surprisingly, I find that I’m beginning to enjoy myself (maybe a little too much). Spurred on by my excitement and enjoyment, I start scooping up the creamy liquid from the tub with a pie shell and soaking myself repeatedly. I can’t stop the moans and gasps that are escaping as I really get into the sensation. I am determined to give myself a thorough cleansing because it just feels so incredible. Eventually, I even get on my hands and knees and dunk my head under the water, really immersing myself in the product, cleanser, and water mixture almost overflowing out of the tub. The producer encourages me to use all the product quickly, so I line the pie tins full of cleanser and gallon jugs of product on the edge of the tub and lie back in the bathtub, dunking my head under the water over and over, trying to get as much of the luscious, creamy liquid all over myself as is humanly possible. I take so pie after pie to the face, chasing them with gallons of product and refilling the jugs from the water in the tub to continue drenching myself. I get so into it that I start using my hands to scoop up extra cream from the tub and the walls and cover myself with it. I lay back, submerging as much of my torso as possible, and dunk my face under as my feet kick up above me, gasping and spitting the liquid out. Then I get on all fours and continue to indulge in the sensation of the milky, creamy water. I’m so soft that I can’t help rubbing my own thighs and calves, taking in the silky feeling. I’m so tempted to touch myself inappropriately, but I know this isn’t that kind of shoot. But it’s so hard to resist since I’m getting so turned on!! Finally, I end the infomercial laying on my back in the overfull tub, thrusting my head under the water continually until I’m exhausted. I sink into the bath until almost everything above my waist is submerged and just my legs remain fully visible.