I'm about to cook some food, when I realize I don't have my water bottle with me. I go to find it, when I step on something foreign.. It's stuck in between my toes, so I lift my entire foot up to see what it is, and its... A tiny human?! Gross! As I inspect him, he hops off and tries to run to safety. I get down to his level and explain to him that to get rid of him, I'll have to eat him. I take my time before actually doing so, because I love the fear in his face and I have him right where I want him right now. But eventually, I swallow him and with just one little gulp he's gone! I continue making my original meal while I burp him away, and I will stay on the lookout for any more disgusting, yet delicious tiny humans to feed my pregnant belly.