I need to talk to you about the rumor going around the office about me being a plant from your biggest competitor. No, we don't need HR for this. I need to let you know that it's not true...but, if it were...that would be hot, right? You wouldn't suspect me, would you? Haha, why don't you take your cock out for me. Good boss, now I want you to start stroking, and while you're doing that...I just remembered I have a few contracts that need signing...no, you don't need to read them. I'll take care of everything for you...good boss...keep stroking.