This takes us back to 2007 when we finished "Zoey's Bar" in our house and were in the process of breaking it in. For a limited time, you could come in and get a blowjob with your beer as a first-time customer. OK it really wasn't a limited time, I usually wanted to suck your cock dry all the time. My bar never had last call, free Wi-Fi, clothes were optional, but it was preferred that all the ladies wore sexy lingerie... at least to start, and you always leave highly satisfied.