We've been directed by our worship leaders to have this talk, so I offer helping you to see that masturbation is wrong and chastity is purity. In my soft, maternal and southern voice, I guide you through how we need to put you in this chastity cage to remind you that you are a young man of God. You need to stay chaste and a virgin so you remain faithful to your faith and community. You know it's the right thing to do, though you feel embarrassment about me leading you through it, but I raised you and it's not weird. I've seen your genitals before and my intentions are only pure. I have special parts to help make sure you don't remove the locks and I will be randon checking it weekly. Together we can help you get through your raging hormones and put on the Armor Of Our Savior.