I'm your roommate and I literally make the stupidest mistakes but I always correct them... over correct them . In fact, I forgot to take out my wash so you have no clean towels. Guess I'll have to tongue bathe every muscle on your body especially your balls and lick you clean. Sweat or not, I don't care. I forgot to take the toilet paper out next. You know where this one goes... extreme I forgot to pay the internet bill and you want to watch porn right now. No worries - I'll be your little ass to mouth slut porn ! I came home when you have a girl over and I cockblock you. Well , next thing I know your cock is in my ass and I'm bent over like a slut. Oh, well. Guess this is what I get. I'm so sorry!