I've decided that you don't need to date anymore. Trying to date women is a waste of your time and your time is my time. You have nothing to offer a woman in a normal relationship, so just stop, stop embarrassing yourself, stop wasting your time. I am the only woman you need. You can serve me, worship me, adore me and fall in love with me. That's far more than you could ever hope for in a normal relationship. I understand you, I know what you need.