You can't escape what I know. For the longest time, you've been so terrible to all the women at work. You're a hopeless womanizer - spouting filthy locker room talk about all of us and trying to pinch our asses and thighs. You're disgusting. You think that you're above office policy, that HR couldn't touch you if they tried! How wrong you are. You've fallen victim to my devious plot. See, I planted a camera under your desk the other day and installed some tracking software on your computer, and I know exactly what you did after I left your office. I had on the sensual pantyhose that you can't help but fetishize, remember? I bent over a little so you caught a glimpse of my ass. The camera recorded you closing your door and jerking yourself off, right there at your desk! I have it all ready to send out to your friends and colleagues if you don't do exactly as I say...