We're celebrating a huge new account at work, but I have to admit some of the achievement is down to sheer luck! I bought this tweed suit that I'm wearing now from a little boutique, you see, and the shopkeeper said that if I wore it, whatever I tried to do would succeed! He added something about it only working til midnight, but that's fine, it's midnight now and I don't need any more luck! But what's this? Suddenly my left hand seems to have a mind of its own! It's undoing the buttons of my jacket! Oh God, and I'm in a room full of people! Surely my out-of-control hand isn't going to end up making me take off ALL my clothes, in front of all my colleagues? I'm wearing underwear that I DEFINITELY didn't wear with them in mind!