Let’s stop gambling on you being responsible. It’s not worth the risk of you accidentally or, god forbid, purposely reproducing and passing along your weak and meager genetics. Though it’s unlikely that you get laid all that often considering you’re here watching this, I believe it’s best to practice the age old adage of ‘better safe, than sorry.’ I want you to sterilize yourself and remove your lineage from the gene pool completely. You’ve been thinking about getting snipped anyways and now that a beautiful woman is both degrading and encouraging you to do something so bold and permanent you feel the urge bubbling over. Save up the funds and make the appointment. It’s time to forget the rubbers and get neutered.