I teach at a school for shrunken people and I've called you and your wife in to have a parent teacher conference to discuss your son's poor behavior in Science Class. I gradually persuade him to get in my mouth under the pretext of this being a real life close up biology lesson in which he's just supposed to help me clean my morning-white-tongue. I assure him I have no intention at all of eating him, but he is hesitant to trust me. Once inside my mouth I show him laying on my tongue as his parents scream and yell for him to get out of my mouth. I start sloshing him inside my mouth, swirling my tongue and tasting him while until I swallow him alive. I tell the parents they are now my property and that they better not procreate again, cause we know what will happen. Then you put them away inside a closed glass jar and wave goodbye as I leave the room.