I am your best friend's maternal figure and I heard that you are the class valedictorian. I inform you that my stepson (your best friend) also wanted to be valedictorian, but they picked you over him. I pretend to congratulate you, then start questioning your grades and lack of focus. I tell you that I found your phone and notice you have pictures of women's crossed legs: teachers, mine, my best friend's... clearly you've been snooping around. You're not a valedictorian. You're a leg pervert! I explain how easily I could have your title taken away from you and even go as far to call my best friend and tell her what you did. Nothing gets in the way of my stepson's success! I'll make sure he is valedictorian. Not you, leg perv. In fact, now that I know what you really are I'm going to tease you relentlessly with my perfect legs throughout this whole clip. Enjoy the view.