I bought a whole pizza with extra cheese. I know I’m not supposed to be eating dairy products like this. But I love pizza. I cannot help it. I got home and I started to munch on this delicious slice. I just knew I was going to be in for it because I will be 30 minutes later the flatulence began… im wearing a nice pair of blue tights. I went to my bed to roll around and relieve myself… wow! These were the biggest farts I have had in a while!