I'm trying to get some shut eye when my husband's damn snake sneaks his way into my bed! I'm woken with a start - how the hell did it get out of it's cage?? With a sigh though, I'm realizing he probably misses my husband just as much as I do...so I grudgingly allow it. Morning comes...and I'm unable to move! That damn snake coiled around my body AND my blanket and I just...can't...move! The snake is so heavy and so long that it wraps my entire body and then some. I try begging, pleading, cursing, and struggling some more...but the damn thing just gets tighter and tighter around me! I hope my husband comes home soon...I don't know how long I can stay in this "hug"!
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