I know you've been hungry for this moment, craving my attention, my smoke, my delicious ash. I take it easy, maybe it's your first time as an ashtray if so you're going to be addicted forever. By my side, serving your purpose day and night making sure no mess is ever left behind. This shiny, smokey clip will be your new favourite, that's a promise. Wearing my tight, shiny PVC head to toe with long Red nails and Red glossy lips (I even top them up! Your in for such a treat). Watch me chainsmoke and make sure you catch all the ash that comes your way!