This isn’t your typical fat camp…we aren’t looking to slim you down here, but instead fluff and fatten your ass up! I’m one of your new drill sergeants and I want to give you details on what I expect of you for the next 30 days. Whether you’re a tiny little rail or already packing a few extra pounds doesn’t matter as I can detail your regimen to your needs. We expect results at fat boy boot camp and you’ll do that by not skipping any meals, eating full calorie options, and always going back for second and third helpings. You’ll be checking back in a month and I like to think that I’ll be pleased with your results. Don’t disappoint me, new recruit…