I am the Easter Bunny, leather-clad and dark, With a hunger that's hard to quell, it leaves its mark. The eggs I deliver, a mere ruse, For what I crave is human flesh to consume. I spot a man with a curious gaze, And I saunter over, ready to engage. I seduce him with my leather and my charm, And lead him to his fate, with nary a harm. My mouth opens wide, like a monster's maw, And I swallow him whole, with a hunger that gnaws. My belly full, my appetite sated, I laugh and burp, satisfied and elated. But don't be fooled, my friends, I'm not all play, I am the Easter Bunny, and I'll consume you someday. So beware, if you see me coming your way, Or you might be the one I consume and slay.