Look, we need to talk... I've been soooo unfulfilled in this relationship for so long, in so many ways. I can't do this anymore! I stand in front of you in lavender lingerie, my hair in loose curls spilling over my full breasts as I explain all the reasons why I have to divorce you. But I also need to castrate you... After all, our sex life included lots of dirty talk about how once your dick stops working I'll castrate you. We talked about it for so long! Don't resist it, follow through on this ONE thing you promised me-- like a real man would! I can't have you out there fucking other women... Especially since you'll be the last man I fuck, I'm never going back to dick, I need to be the last women you fuck. You said when your dick doesn't work--- and now that it won't be pleasing me (not like I did often before!) you don't need it anymore. Fine, fine, I'll let you stick around ONLY if you let me take you to get castrated! If you're so desperate to be in my life, you can be my euunch cuckold and bum around here. That way you'll still have me in your life and I'll have your balls.