I always end up getting what I want in life, that's just the way it is... Life hands me everything on a silver platter. I don't even have to snap my fingers. Once again, this year, I've been promoted to Prom Queen. I have all the guys at my feet. They all want me. But not one of them deserves me. Not one of them is even close to me. And why bother with a prom king when I can have a prom pet? Yes, you, that's who I'm talking about. You look docile, shy, and manipulative. I'm sure if I just whistle at you, you'll crawl to me. You look like a shoe-licking mutt. Let's see if I'm not mistaken... You'll get on your knees now...