* Custom Clip - No names were used ! * Your life is the text book definition of a sad , pathetic , boring , uninteresting life . Career ? HAHAHA . Doesn't take much time until you are unemployed again . You take courses to improve your chances on getting employed , because you have no skills , no ambition and you're not really smart either . Maybe you should apply for jobs that match your " abilities " . Too bad that wanking can't be a profession . Sperm banks actually do pay for wankers , but they probably wouldn't accept you as a donor . Your love life ? HAHAHA ! What a joke ! You can't even get a date ! You've heard that ANY LOSER can get laid on Tinder . Apparently everyone , except YOU ! You're still hopeful ... you even have condoms , just in case . HAHAHA ! You better check the expiration date ! Show Me your appreciation and earn My attention by tipping Me. Twitter : @goddessamelia08