You're just one of the many worker bee wallet drones that I have mindlessly working their lives away to fund my lavish lifestyle. Work for Goddess. Pay Goddess. Repeat. Your one true calling is to serve me as an overworked wallet, and you know that. Why should I have to work when you can pull overtime and pay me to exist? You know your money is actually MINE. That's why your entire life is devoted to making me happy with your paychecks.