Thought you could break up with me just because my feet are a little funky, huh? Well that's absolutely not the case! You're here with me and I'm going to subject you to daily sweaty foot and sock smelling accompanied by the sexual gratification that you love most! I'm going reprogram you into only being able to reach peak arousal levels when the smell of feet is involved. I don't know how long it'll take, but I've got all the time in the world, and I've got you right where I want you till then. Break up with me? Yeah, think again, babe!