I'm getting ready to go on a date with my boyfriend! I'm so excited, but I'm also really nervous. We've been married long enough for you to know what me being nervous means; I'm also gassy. The farts start off strong, and I'm so frustrated at that point. I don't want to be farting and stinking everything up on a date with my boyfriend! I suddenly have an idea, but I'll need your help. You get on your knees and suck up all my long, loud, smelly farts. They're seemingly never ending, but eventually do right on time for my date. Thanks hubby, you're the best!