1st clip: "hardly fit to LICK my shoes" Look up at me from your kneeling position, loser. Today I pose the question: what makes you qualified just to lick the bottom of my shoes?? your tongue isn't worthy to taste these sexy Louboutin heels. However, I'll let you lick dirt off the red sole...lick it all the way to the tip, then slide that heel ALL the way into your mouth and suck it. I know your weakness and how you secretly desire to lick the shoes of a superior woman. ~~~2nd clip: "Smelly flats!" Alright you little shoe pervs...I know some of you LOVE my stinky black flats and how cute they are. Today, you aren't even worthy of my goddess feet, you only get the dirty BOTTOM of my shoes! Kiss them, smell the little bits of dirt I've stepped in, and run your tongue along the soles--taste where I've stepped and pray to the soles of my flats while I ignore you and do more important things; like taking selfies of my gorgeous face! (as a little reward, I pop my heel out at the end--releasing all the yummy foot smell!)