I keep finding new ways to improve your marriage... for Me. I want to make it easier to have you all to Myself. I can see you're not quite ready to make the plunge into full blown divorced man land, but you're not willing to give Me up. Balance. Well I'm proposing an idea. One that I feel will benefit Me. Yes, Me haha. Who else? Wifey? Oh no. She's last on the list of people to please and therefore locking Her up in Her own personal cage while you attend to My needs is the PERFECT idea... don't you think?