Now I know that you’re a completely utterly helpless virgin with no chance in hell of ever having sex with a woman. Your drab ‘sex life’ consists of solely stroking your own cock. But today, we’re going to finally put some excitement in your otherwise boring sex life. But of course, it won’t be with a woman. Instead, you’re going to be fucking a pillow – what else would a virgin do? Watch and learn as I demonstrate with my pillow how to fuck properly and guide you to fucking your pillow, eventually counting you down to cum all over your pillow. Imagine losing your virginity to a pillow. Think of it as practise for the main event – except for you, there will never be a main event and you will forever remain a pillow humping virgin loser!