Like the nice boyfriend you are you made me breakfast but it made me SO full! My belly felt huge, bloated, and stuffed. Just moving a little bit makes me burp and hurt. Your food is irresistible to me, even when I’m full, I can’t stop eating it. Now I pay the price by having this big hanging belly but that was your plan wasn’t it? Having me show off how round and jiggly I’ve gotten from your cooking.