Y Is For You Can Pay

That's right. You can pay. Princess should never use her own funds on paltry things like daily living expenses. Why should I have to worry about things like bills and budgeting? That's right, I shouldn't. I deserve to have my life catered to me. You can pay my phone bill. Pay for me to send my man nudes. Pay for me to text my girlfriends while ignoring your emails. Pay for me to enjoy my life because that's simply what's expected of you.