I’m at a dinner party and all of a sudden I desperately feel the call of nature! I’m wearing a black top, and a smart pair of blue trousers. After hurriedly making my way into the bathroom, I’m horrified to discover there is no toilet! It must be in a separate room! And I don’t think I have the time to leave here and start looking, as I’m ready to burst! I don’t have any choice, I’m just going to have to improvise. I stand in the empty bath tub and begin to undo my trousers, but I’m so desperate to relieve myself by now that my hands are fumbling at the button…I can’t get my trousers down in time! Suddenly a cascade of liquid gushes through the crotch of my trousers and pours down into the bath! I groan out loud as the realisation hits me that my trousers are now soaked and I’m in a house full of guests! What on earth will they think? The insides of the trousers are soaking wet, and even though I’m now satisfied, the embarrassment of other people seeing my sodden trousers is almost too much to bear. After taking off my trousers and wrapping myself in a towel, I squat down by the side of the tub and try to think about what I’m going to do…this really is quite a jam!