Festival season is here and you want to tag along to all the biggest festivals with me and my hot friends but I know your little secret. I know what you are. I saw what you did that one time we all hung out. When me and my friends left you in my bedroom by yourself, we saw you going through my bathroom trash, smelling it and eating it like the nasty little fucker that you are. So since you're naturally predisposed to being a human toilet and Princesses like us should never be made to use the porta-potties on the festival grounds - I will allow you to come with us but ONLY if you pay for all of our expenses (tickets, flights, hotels, ubers). You’re not coming with us as our friend, you're coming with us to be used for your money and your mouth because you are nasty we would never be friends with someone like you haha. Watch my fat ass jiggle as I tell you all the ways we’re gonna make use of you while we’re having fun on your dime. NEW CLIPS DROP EVERY SUNDAY AT 11PM ET!