Thick knit ugly Christmas sweat. I just can't stand this thing. Of course I'm a cheese ball and went to the ugly Christmas sweater parties. Yet, it's just to dorky lame to keep taking up space in my closet. I can't rip this mess of strings. SO we have to settle with a good ol fashion cutting. Big Old Lamb or Gat on the front needs to be hacked off. Boobs pop out of course and I cam in in just a thong.