You have been diagnosed with a rare regressive condition. This condition is a neurological condition that effects how the mind bladder, and bowels communicate. You are starting to lose your toilet 'muscle memory' and this is why you have been having messy accidents. Your inability to hold it in, will only get worse as your mind regresses even more, there is no treatment or cure only lifestyle changes... You will have to wear adult diapers.... This is extremely embarrassing and means that you will no longer have a love or sex life. I'm trying my best not to laugh at you... but its hilarious.