You LOVE to eat, don't you, pig? You've signed you up to be my feedee full time, and that means giving up control to me. What I value most in a growing hog is effort - and so I want to see it. I want you eating 24/7. As a good feeder, it's my responsibility to make sure your dopamine levels and your health are maintained so that you can go on eating and getting fatter and fatter for me for as long as possible. Did anyone ever ask a pig what it wants to eat? No. Cheeseburgers and fries are too sloppy and too short sighted. I'm looking to maximize, and to do that you'll be eating healthy calories for me as you grow. I'll have you aching morning and night, and not just that greedy gut. With how many complex things you'll have to chomp through to get the same amount of calories into you, you're never going to STOP chewing - you jaw is going to be sore by the end of the day, racing to finish each portion before you need to start on the next. If you don't finish in time, I'll have to punish you, and trust me. You don't want that. You'll be my good pig, won't you?
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