Hello little one, don’t be scared - we both know why you’re here today. You’re here to join My itty bitty clitty committee, but I need to first see whether you measure up! Because to join the committee, your clitty needs to be under a certain size. How small is yours? Will you be the smallest member of the committee? Let Me get My magnify glass out so I can examine it - oh wow…it’s really tiny! You’ve got the smallest clitty I’ve seen! To join the committee you need to take the pledge, are you ready to do that? Boys with small willy’s don’t get pussy, and once you join, your clitty belongs to Me. Your initiation is that I want you to pump your itty bitty clitty until you have an itty bitty load, I’m such a tease…I’m not going to make it easy for you!"