You always envisioned this moment a little differently. For most people the number 69 reminds them of a sexual act. A pretty pink pussy in your face, juicy lips wrapped around your cock a beautiful girl bobbing her head up and down, but that never happened for you, did it? You grew up to be a complete loser. You never get any pussy. A pussy free, beta loser. You want to experience your first 69 so badly you accept that this is the only one you will ever have, and you are grateful for it. Atleast now you won’t have to lie to your friends anymore. You’ve had one, it’s just not what anyone else is assuming, but they’ll never know. Handing me over 69.69, so you can feel like you’re part of something, like you’re not such a loser after all ……