Hey there, loser. you're lucky that I've even let you get this close to Me, but since you're here, I'm going to teach you a thing or two. I know that you're a total foot freak, so I'm going to put that little kink of yours to good use and teach you how to give a good foot massage. I'm not letting you touch MY feet of course, because you're just a pathetic little foot-loving dweeb who isn't worthy of massaging My divine feet. But I'm going to teach you how to properly worship feet just in case a woman ever does let you touch Her feet - since you couldn't possibly please a woman in any normal ways! Hahaha!