You’re a mess, not a man and this hysteria riddling your brain must be taken care of. This particular predicament can be quite contradictory and overcoming it requires the kind of intellect that is only found in a woman's mind. You have become inundated with all that is expected of you as a modern day man, you can’t keep up and you’re barely even managing to fake it anymore. You have become soft… in more ways than one. Trying to outrun your problems has led to a serious case of gooning porn addiction and now your cock hardly even works when you need it to! You are incapable of fulfilling your role as a man in any way and all of this has compounded in your mind and body to leave you impotent outside of porn. Your brain is riddled with male hysteria and the only way to free you from your senseless spiral is reporting back to Mistress Cordelia for the personal plan she has developed to transform you back into a functioning member of society. She will get you acting right.