I am the new hire at the office and I caught you and some others checking me out. Apparently my sexy legs in short skirts cause quite a distraction. I call you out, then threaten to go to HR with this information. I then come up with a better idea. I order you to go to a conference room and jerk to my social media profile picture while I press record. That he said she said stuff can get messy. I want DIRT on you and you have no say in the matter. It's either I get the footage that could potentially ruin your life or I go to HR and ruin your life guaranteed. This is all in an effort to stop your wandering eyes and give me total control. In other words, the beginning of the end... to be continued.