It is common knowledge that you do not spend a significant amount of time in the bedroom indulging in sexual activities. This film was produced with the sole purpose of illuminating the mysteries surrounding the factors that led to that conclusion. Rejects like you don't get fucked, at least not sexually. The only thing that ever happens to losers like you is that you get financially fucked over, over and over again. It makes no difference how much you have consumed; it will never be sufficient enough to get someone like you laid