I know how depressing it feels to not be available to Me. Life catches up with you and that only way you know how to cope is to eat. Filling up on nonsense before you Unfriendly Black Hottie gets the chance to use you... this should be a crime. It makes you feel useless, and well you aren't. The only way a toilet is useful is if he's available at all times. Well, lucky for you I have a solution. An easy fix. Replacing your junk binging with waste binging. My waste. Eat your feelings all you want, as long as it's My waste.