*Custom Request You just finished filming a major studio picture, which will be released in theaters worldwide. You and your f*mily are really excited. And you just received an advanced dvd to show your fa*ily. You put it on and you say how it's a fun romantic comedy. There comes a part where you and your girlfriend are having a sleepover after her boyfriend breaks up with her. You are in a t-shirt and some bikini underwear. You say, "Watch this. It's the funniest scene in the movie." It cuts back to the movie, and your character says, "You have to let out all of your negative energy. Like this." And you stick out your butt and fart loudly. Your character laughs and says, "That was negative energy! And that Indian food we had for dinner!" As you fan your butt. You are laughing, but your fa*ily is quiet. You say, "Wasn't that funny?" Your fa*ily is like "Step-Mom, millions of people are going to watch this." You just go, "I hope so. I'm proud of this movie. It's just a fart joke." You turn off the movie, and say, "That wasn't a sound effect either. I really farted in that scene." You fa*ily is shaking their heads as you say, "Oh well, the premiere is this weekend, I can't wait to see it on the big screen." You get up to go out, when you stop and say, "Oh...one more thing..." and you stick out your butt and blow a fart. You walk away laughing.