Get HORNY for Women laughing at your dicklet. Get HORNY for SPH. Your dick must get rock hard when a woman laughs. It is your ONLY chance for an experience with women that revolves around your dick. But there is an even better reason you must get rock hard for women mocking your shrimpdick. Let's suppose someday you meet a nice woman who will agree to date you (or maybe even marry you lol as if). When you are finally alone and you take out your stupid little dick SHE WILL LAUGH at it. You cannot get soft. What if she was going to actually fuck you? There is not a great chance of you getting fucked but there is a 100% chance of her laughing at your dick. So women laughing at your dicklet needs to be something that makes your rock hard (a teeny tiny rock hard failure cockette lol). I am going to laugh now so you can practice. Get HARD for the mockery of your failure of a dicklet, lol! Welcome to impeccable SPH logic!