Red Spandex Confessional

Let's talk. I have some things to share with you. As I spill, well, of course I have to talk about you too. Why? Because I know you. I know your secrets too. So, I'm going to tell you about Me, but I'm going to tell you all about you too. Don't worry, I promise it's going to be insightful and even, tantalizing. Go on, take out your dick and come along for the ride. #sweat #shamecycle #bigspoon #giggle