Watch me on the first day of my new job, I start telling you I want you to use me as your example on how to behave in the office, I explain the rules that no buttcracks are to be on show and defintly no farting, We must all remain professional at all times.. Unaware to me my own buttcrack is hanging out and I cant stop farting, I blame the vent, floorboards anything I can put the blame on but me I climb on the desk and slip and my butt-crack hangs over my desk knocking my pens flying, I get down on my knees with my jeans completely sagged down.. still completely unaware to me Screwed up paper gets thrown at my bare ass I read it and it says my buttcrack is out, I sit on my chair and fart loudly it stinks of butts in here! I accuse you of farting on my work chair unaware it’s been me the entire time.. Then the penny drops, and I leave the office farting and humiliated #buttcrack #asscrack #farting #jeans #onlyevamarie