gassy pregnant wife teases I waddle in big as a house burping i just got back from the store where i loaded up on my favorite sodas. Your sitting there watching and listening to me as i ask you to rub my belly. MMMM that feels good as i burp loudly releasing the gas from my belly. But now im bloated, tight and in pain as i sit and then stand to bounce and jiggle moaning as you hear the gurgling in my tummy. Honey really now, i see your growing excitement as i burp and bounce and i know what that look means. But im tired and need to lay down. raincheck?As i nonstop burp and waddle away to rest.