Kyle and the Beanstalk - Giantess Finds and Devours a Tiny Douchebag!! Meet Kyle. Kyle is the guy who spends all his time playing video games swearing at his mom and acting a fool. We all know one - and in this video, this Kyle is no exception. Only, on this particular day - while he's gaming away - he notices a strange plant growing outside of his window - and it wasn't the 420 kind either. After demanding his mother tell him what it is and getting no response from her, he goes outside to check it out. The last thing he expected to find on this hot sunny day was a beanstalk growing in his own garden. He wants to chop it down, but realizes he doesn't have an axe or anything to do so... so what does he do? He climbs it, of course! All the way to the top. There he finds a land that looks like it was painted with rainbows, butterflies and candy and he's met with a giantess, that also looks like a snack! While expressing his overtly sexual attraction to the Candy Giantess, she doesn't hear a thing - he's simply too tiny... But she does notice how good he smells and utters the cliché line: "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the bld of an Englishman, Be he alive, or be he ded. I'll grind his bones to make my bread." Obviously our dim-witted Kyle (clouded by his own lust for giantess pussay), doesn't notice a damn thing until it's much, much too late and the giantess has him in her clutches. He pleads with her - tells her she can't eat him because he has rights (oh Kyle...) but his words mean nothing to her, she can't even hear them! All the hungry giantess sees a yummy piece of meat dangling from her fingertips, making her mouth salivate and her tummy grumble...