This is the AUDIO ONLY version of Test Subject Interview. You've come to my clinic for the final interview for a job as a professional test subject. In this position, you'll be expected to be the only male on the job and serve as the body on which my research assistants can practice their skills before applying them to the men in our research trials. I start asking you questions, then scold you for being nervous and unprofessional. You can't seem to keep your eyes off my tight white surgical gloves. I ask if you have any fetishes, and you confess that you have a glove fetish. I tell you that there are very strict rules in the lab that the only people allowed to wear our special, expensive gloves are my research assistants and myself. If I find you wearing them, you'll suffer great consequences. Finally, I tell you that in order to keep the job you'll have to submit not only to training for research purposes, but as an outlet for stress for everyone around...they'll milk you for entertainment as much as they want. You agree and you're hired. I congratulate you, then as the video fades, start you on your first training session myself.